Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

17 February 2013

Conversation Overheard


Scene: Coriel and Addra’s room. The floor is scattered with toys. As usual. A spray bottle of water, several hairbands, and a comb sit on the floor beside me. I am sitting behind Coriel, frequently reminding her to hold her head still long enough for me to give her a fancy hairdo. She is having an increasingly frustrated conversation. It went something like this.

CORIEL: You need to hold still.

HER FINGERS: Why?

CORIEL: So Mommy doesn’t pull our hair.

HER FINGERS: Why?

CORIEL: Because she’s giving us a fancy hairdo.

HER FINGERS: Why?

CORIEL: [irritation obvious in her tone of voice] So that we can look fancy.

HER FINGERS: [oblivious to Coriel’s annoyance] Why?

CORIEL: [more impatient] Because we’re getting ready for church.

HER FINGERS: Why?

CORIEL: So we can go to church!

HER FINGERS: Why?

CORIEL: [after a brief pause, and in a completely calm tone of voice] I don’t know.

ME: [finally unable to contain my laughter] Coriel, you are so adorable.

CORIEL: No, I’m not adorable! My fingers are adorable!

07 October 2012

"Everyday Hero"

Over on my other blog, I posted a fluffy piece of flash fiction that I recently wrote. It was for a Mormon fiction contest, though I had absolutely no illusions of winning or even placing for it. Mostly it was just for fun. Anyway, enjoy!